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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 577 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!