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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1271 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Votes: | 2031 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!