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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3934
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Emeralds Found: 8097
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8213
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Animals Bred: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3502 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Votes: 5337 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Runes Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9993
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Animals Bred: 162
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1491
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Votes: 3882 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Runes Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8126
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

    On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

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  • HealthcareRevolution SMP

    HealthcareRevolution SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9621
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

    We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

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