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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	109
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	67
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1609
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Blocky Hearted Adventures

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	29

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!