Swarzschild Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5683	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6781	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6985

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3000	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	7876	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.