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BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7327	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5966	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	95	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	475573	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ores Mined:	3831	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1608	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	3195	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!