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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6465 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Farms Harvested: | 901 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!