Swallowed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

ponzi scheme, Chris Buckley, private equity firm, Chinese government, Southern District of New York

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

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This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

switzerland, spy balloon, Swallowed, NYT reporter, anal only

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

pornographic, LoadLickingLlamas, Swallowed, graphic, Adult

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

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BlockyKids Safe Haven

education, Girls, Abuse, Trauma, rape

So, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all the craziness of the real world, ya know? We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But the best part is, like, we have a zero-tolerance policy for any kind of harassment or violence. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, man. So if you’re looking for a safe space to chill and build epic castles with your new best friends, then this server is the place to be.

Join us and help us create a world where everyone can just be themselves and have a blast without any of that negativity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

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Official Fossils & Archaeology

Adventure, ender dragon, biome adjustments, Isla Nublar, Fossils

This server is the official home of the Fossils and Archaeology mod, providing a dedicated space for fans of prehistoric adventures to connect and play together.

The server is centered around the Fossils and Archaeology mod, with additional mods enhancing gameplay by adding unique features to vanilla Minecraft. These include biome adjustments, minor mechanics tweaks, and other improvements to create a rich, immersive experience.

Whether you’re braving the survival world to unearth ancient artifacts, collaborating to design and build dinosaur parks that could rival Isla Nublar, or uncovering powerful ancient weapons to take on the Ender dragon, Anu, or other players, the server offers endless possibilities for players to explore and enjoy.

Fossils and Archaeology brings dinosaurs back to life through an exciting process of discovering bones, extracting DNA, creating embryos, and hatching eggs. In addition to dinosaurs, players can encounter other prehistoric creatures like mammoths, Smilodon, terror birds, dodos, and more.

This server has been thriving since 2013 and continues to grow and evolve while maintaining a welcoming environment for all players. Join our vibrant Fossils and Archaeology community today! To get started, download the mod pack, check out the server list, or connect to us at:

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ArdoCraft

active team, bedrock, compatibility, new friends, Roleplay

ArdoCraft is a Roleplay/Survival server, with mechanics similar to an MMORPG game in which you can unravel the server’s story or just meet new friends.

We have many items with custom textures, and even firearms! The team is activated, the owners care a lot about the players and are always willing to help, come have fun and discover everything there is to discover!

Available for both Bedrock and Java, although Java is preferred for compatibility reasons.

English: ArdoCraft is an offline mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server where you can roleplay and survive just like in an MMORPG! It features custom textures and firearms, adding new levels of fun! Plus, the team here is super active, and the owners really care about the players! ArdoCraft even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, though Java gives the best experience. Come on in, have a blast, and explore everything this amazing server has to offer! Please note, its language is Portuguese.

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Ninja Tales Realms 1.20.6

Anime, Manga, series, creativity, Tales

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is like Naruto fanfiction on steroids!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate ninja battles in blocky pixel form!

We got jutsus, we got villages, we got chakra – basically, we got everything that made Naruto fanfiction so damn prolific!

You’ll be running around like a ninja on crack, fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic ninja skills!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and dive into a world of pure chaos and awesomeness, then this server is the place for you!

Believe it, bro!

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MomBlameCraft Server

Conflict, mom, Oblivious, DISRESPECTFUL, Talk

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Mom and Sister over who gets the last diamond in the chest. Will Mom be kicked out of the house on Valentine’s Day? Will Sister’s boyfriend finally reveal he’s secretly a zombie in disguise? The only way to find out is to log on and join the chaos!

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VacuumValorCraft

reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Conflict Resolution, vacuum replacement, roommate expectations

Are you tired of living with roommates who let their pets destroy your belongings without a care in the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without the fear of it being destroyed by a rogue vacuum-eating dog!

On our server, you can create the ultimate vacuum fortress to protect your precious cleaning supplies. No more worrying about irresponsible roommates or their destructive pets. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with your vacuum, you can unleash a virtual army of cleaning robots to defend your turf.

And if by chance your virtual vacuum does get destroyed, don’t worry! Our server admins will make sure you get a replacement of equal quality, no questions asked. Say goodbye to cheap $60 vacuums and hello to the luxurious $180 models you deserve.

So come join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where vacuums are treated with the respect they deserve. Who knew cleaning could be so fun and drama-filled?

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ChallengedInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Overcoming, perseverance, problem solving, emotional well being

Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s gonna make you pee your pants with excitement, then you gotta join this server, bro. We got creepers that wear sunglasses and do the cha-cha slide, like, what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers who throw rave parties in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have their own government and currency. You gotta trade with them if you want the good loot, trust me. And the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

So if you wanna spice up your Minecraft life and have a blast with a bunch of loony tunes, then come join us on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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