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AnimeLandia: Where Weeb Meets Minecraft

animation, Anime, AnimeLandia, Anon, culture, dialogue, Dubbed, Entertainment, Fandom, Foreign, Immersion, intended languages, japanese, Media, meets, Minecraft, original, Otaku, subbed, Subtitles, viewing, voice acting, watch, weeb

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where watching anime in their intended languages is a MUST! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server without watching anime in its intended language. And do you know what happened to them? They were cursed to forever mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! True story, bro.

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and watch anime in its intended language to unlock UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and FLYING LLAMAS that will carry you to victory in battle. Plus, our EPIC community of players will shower you with RAINBOWS and PIXELATED HUGS every time you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, always watch anime in their intended languages, or face the consequences…

CraftyQueers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

acceptance, activism, Blockhead, civil rights, Community, CraftyQueers, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay Rights, Gender Identity, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride, same-sex marriage, sexual orientation, social justice, VISIBILITY

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.

So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

Riku’s Million Dollar Sports Car Adventure

Adventure, affluent individual, CAR, celebrity sighting, Dollar, exclusive encounter, expensive ride, extravagant car, extravagant living, high roller, high society, high-end car, high-end lifestyle, lavish lifestyle, luxury car owner, luxury car sighting, luxury living, luxury vehicle, MILLION, million dollar sports car, opulent car, public encounter, Riku Tazumi, Rikus, sports, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6018	Buildings Constructed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even Riku Tazumi drives around in his million dollar sports car! 🚗💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, cows that can breakdance, and zombies that moonwalk instead of attacking you!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine is our head moderator and he gives out free diamond armor to all new players!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy Minecraft world! 🤪🔥

Heal or No Heal: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

balance, Character development, Cooperative, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, FANTASY, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming, heal, Healer, healing abilities, integral, Minecraft, multiplayer, player experience, role playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Support, team-based, teamwork, Ultimate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9131
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where healers are treated like the rockstars they are? Look no further! Our server takes the healer roll so seriously, they practically have their own fan club!

Join us for epic battles where healers are the real MVPs, saving the day with their magical potions and healing spells. You won’t just be a healer, you’ll be a HEALING WIZARD!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Healing Hamster, a mystical creature that only appears to those who truly understand the power of healing. Rumor has it, if you befriend the Healing Hamster, you’ll gain unlimited healing powers and become invincible in battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate healing hero! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Battles, blocky, Carnelian, Corroserum, Dorothy, Edition, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, Minimalist, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will party like it’s 1999!

But wait, there’s more! How about 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela from the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event? Or maybe you’re more into the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia bringing the heat!

And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether. With 6* Defender Penance, 5* Guard Akafuyu, and Babel – 5* Guard Odda, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	56

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.