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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	8212	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9530

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

1. Jews, Crafty, CREW, jew, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs 4. Jewish ethnicity, Jewish faith, Jewish faith 3. Jewish stereotypes, Jewish heritage, Jewish history 2. Judaism, Jewish holidays, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish persecution, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, jewish traditions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

Adventure, Antagonist, Character, Conflict, DAWNTRAIL, Decision making, destiny, Development, Drama, FANTASY, fate, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, Mystery, Plot, Protagonist, QUEENS, Quest, resolution, Role, Roles, Server, Storyline, teamwork, whats

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	639	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

Boost, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, demographics, economic development, economic growth, Economy, gdp, integration, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Palis, political tensions, Population, power dynamics, regional stability, Social Cohesion, societal integration, TEAM

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

4PM, 9:30, alarm clock, AlarmCraft, CREEPERS, daily struggles, exhausted, Forgot, Hitting, Last Night, late start, manage, missed alarms, morning routine, over again, oversleeping, Resist, set alarm, sleep deprivation, snooze, snoozed, tired, up until 5am, Wake Up, Yesterday

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	1443
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Animals Bred:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!