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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9903 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.