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LootCraft Minecraft Server

art program, wellness, University, college, package

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a stay-at-home mom who unknowingly funded her sister’s secret apartment for a whole school year!

Imagine the chaos of finding out your sister has been living with her boyfriend while you’ve been paying for her luxurious apartment. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Will you choose to cut off your sister financially and watch the drama unfold? Or will you take on her friend as a renter and navigate through the family feud?

With free utilities (even wifi!) and unexpected plot twists around every corner, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable financial decisions!

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GroceryGriefCraft

unexpected expenses, leftovers, financial etiquette, groceries, accounting purposes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of friends went on a weekend trip to a cottage. They bought way too much food and left most of it behind. Now, the organizer of the trip wants everyone to pay for the leftovers they took home separately. Can you believe that? It’s like a real-life Minecraft drama unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! One of the friends accidentally broke the host’s blender and offered to pay for it. Another friend insisted they split the cost. And on top of that, someone bought everyone drinks one night. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera with twists and turns at every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected alliances, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a hilarious journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond swords along the way.

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AllNighterMC Server

Memories, stress, productivity, “Youth, young

Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

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DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

unforgettable, OTHERWORLDLY, dream realm, Dream Journal, surreal

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

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EggcellentMcBreakfast

food shortage, McDonalds, supply chain, concerns, restrictions

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

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ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

Imperial system, time units nightmare, YARD, time units in Imperial system, time tracking

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

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HotFaceCraft

facial temperature research, facial health, facial ageing, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences

join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

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Survival No Resets

MONEY, Online Map, Survival, Shop, Crafting

Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

85.190.166.133:25565

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SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

Kiara, talent, Entertainment, FaunaCraft, elite club

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!

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