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TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7394
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6051	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Emeralds Found:	7134

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Votes:	666
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4274
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

airspace, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Monitoring, nato, response, Romania, russia, Russian drones, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	182
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	71081
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8964
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!

RegretCraft: The Pursuit of Pixels

acceptance, Chasing, emotions, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, letting go, love, moving on, painful feelings, pixels, Pursuit, RegretCraft, rejection, relationships, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, silly, unrequited love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1483

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where you can chase people who DON’T want you! It’s like a virtual game of tag, but with more tears and drama. Plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel where you can hide from your pursuers and plot your revenge. Trust me, it’s the most exhilarating experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So, like, join now and experience the thrill of being rejected in pixelated form!

ThroneCraft: Where Faces Are Always a Mystery

brain regions, Cognitive, face blindness, faces, facial recognition, familiarity effect, game of thrones, medical condition, mental health, Mystery, neurological disorder, neurotypical, Perception, prosopagnosia, research, Social Interaction, study, Television series, ThroneCraft, tv show, Understanding, visual impairment, visual processing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Potions Brewed:	72
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use Game of Thrones to help u understand face blindness! like wut even is that? who cares! u can build ur own castle and pretend ur a Lannister or a Stark or a Targaryen or whatever!

if u have face blindness, no worries! u won’t even notice cuz u’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and building ur own Iron Throne! plus, u get to hang out with other players who also can’t recognize faces! it’s like a support group but with more explosions!

1 in 50 people have face blindness, so if u don’t have it, u can feel special and help those who do by joining our server! who needs familiar faces when u have a diamond sword and a dragon egg, amirite?

so come on down and join the fun! u’ll never look at faces the same way again, but who needs faces when u have a pixelated world to conquer! #GameofBlocks #FaceBlindnessFTW