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DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Votes:	7654	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

CarBlockerCraft

Boundaries, car size, CarBlockerCraft, Communication, community living, condo living, Conflict Resolution, consideration, garage space, INCONVENIENCE, neighbor dispute, neighborly behavior, parking issue, parking regulations, Pregnancy, problem solving, resolution, shared spaces, space allocation, ticket, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Items Found:	2072
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	158
Buildings Constructed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4524
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, denmark, Denmark foreign policy, Denmark military, Denmark military support., Denmark news, Denmark-Russia relations, Equipment, FOREIGN AID, international aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast military aid, KurskCraft, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, military support, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy military aid package from Denmark, like $115 million worth of stuff. and get this, you can use the equipment in Kursk Oblast. like, who even knows where that is, but it sounds cool, right? so come join the madness and conquer the world with us, cuz why not? #yolo #minecraftlife

NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

Conflict Resolution, Czech president, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace negotiations, Peeve, pet, political alliances, Putins, regional stability, Russian occupation, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	226932	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!