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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	47
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6155	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Towns Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!