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YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Emeralds Found:	4494
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

Agreement, Alliance, Army, bilateral, cooperation, CraftyPutinsRecruitDischargeCraft, Defense, defense personnel, Diplomacy, discharge, discharge agreement, Indian nationals, Indians, international relations, Military, pm modi, Putin meeting, Recruitment, russia, soldiers, summit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8618
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

Bonding, bonding and mental health risks, Boost, Brain, brain structure, brain structure and bonding, brain structure and mental health risks, DadCraft, Fatherhood, fatherhood and bonding, fatherhood and brain structure, fatherhood and brain structure changes., fatherhood and mental health, fatherhood and mental health risks, fatherhood changes brain structure, fatherhood impact on bonding, fatherhood impact on brain structure, fatherhood impact on mental health, mental health risks

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	895034	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Heckin’ wholesome, Import ten million brownpipo, LiberalCraft, Liberals, Line must go up, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2440
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!