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No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	5274
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	156
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2424
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9835	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7017
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2848	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7044	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Animals Bred:	122	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5510
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!