SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

Rains, last thread, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Lakeside, Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

The Game Where She’s From, Edition, Trust You Forever, Lakeside, The Spice of Life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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FerryFiasco Minecraft Server

Ukrainian Navy, Tensions, naval vessel, international relations, Ukraine-Russia relations

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the Ukrainian Navy blowing up Russian ferries and shiz! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s making international headlines? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

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CrashCraft: Thai-Chinese Edition

tourism, Crashcraft, Disaster, Edition, emergency response

lol u wont believe it but the plane crash survivors actually landed on our minecraft server! they were like “wow this place is lit, we gotta stay here and build some sick houses” so now we have real life survivors playing on our server! join us for a chance to meet them and hear their crazy stories of survival. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

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Tau.moe: Where the Only Spices Allowed are Salt and Creeper Dust 1.21+ Java Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Overview

IP	164.92.188.184 or tau.moe
Welcome Message	Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam.

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.

Q: Can I grief the spawn area?

A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.

Q: Am I allowed to spam the chat?

A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.

Forgive the Creeper Minecraft Server

community relations, Server, forgiveness, metacritic, crowdfunding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CoinCollectorMinecraftSMP

wiser, Analysis, Personality, solana, Bitcoin

Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

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TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

SnapAttack, chance, hostess, lower back, Touched

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

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LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

hopelessness, ISOLATION, end of humanity, self reliance, Apocalypse

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

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CraftyCritique

brutal honesty, unfiltered advice, CraftyCritique, straight talk, brutally honest

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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