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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	481160	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	8737
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4655
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	2733
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, date, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Lakeside Date Edition, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, smp, sus, SUS archives, The Game Where She’s From, The Spice of Life, Thread, Thread #1040, Trust You Forever, Veth archive

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4705
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mines Excavated:	2439
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	195	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3047	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

65.108.15.58:25540

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

50.115.8.208:25124

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

bizarre dishes, bizarre food trends, exotic cuisine, exotic food adventures, odd delicacies, odd food encounters, outlandish food experiments, outlandish meals, peculiar flavors, peculiar food experiences, peculiar ingredients, quirky dishes, smp, strange eats, strange food combinations, uncommon foods, unique dining experiences, unusual culinary experiences, unusual meals, weird food, weird food stories, WeirdEatsMinecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!