survivors of dad jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crops Grown:	7151	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	3774	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Items Found:	5698
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	82	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Votes:	6490
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com

ColaMC

bedrock, ColaMC, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3472
Secret Passages Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	5298	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

play.colamc.eu

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	408	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

grki.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lava Craft

cool items, epic ranks, Hunger Games, in game money, Lava Craft, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Survival, survival mode

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	262
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8588	Animals Bred:	24

Join Lava Craft Now and experience something different.with out wide range of mini games such as mob arena, hunger games, parkour and many more win ingame money and cool items.Also check out our epic ranks to make your survival mode even better.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

FiredUp Minecraft Server

disciplinary action, employee accountability, employee evaluation, employee misconduct, employee termination, employment decisions, employment termination, FiredUp, human Resources, job dismissal, job performance, job security, Job Termination, job termination process, managerial decisions, Minecraft, professional conduct, Server, staff dismissal, Termination, workforce management, workplace behavior, workplace ethics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1920	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	290703	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!