| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9071 | Ores Mined: | 3832 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5863 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1491 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5346 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 804 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8385 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4746 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 967 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Votes: | 7567 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8200 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9277 |
| Crops Grown: | 8852 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7324 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5653 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
