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PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Votes:	1877	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2027
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1140
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	517743	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	396	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8984	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!