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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Votes:	8912	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	244
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9699	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	657	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Emeralds Found:	3708
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Items Found:	5470
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	984174
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	185
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1581	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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