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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1254 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3834 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!