| Server Name | Boredom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Player Count | 20-30 online player average |
| Features | – Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win |
Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.
Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.
Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.
For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom
Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pickle Dimension | Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors. |
| Anti-Gravity Blocks | Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?! |
| Villager Cults | Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread. |
| Random Enderman Explosions | Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer. |
| Zombie Fashion Shows | Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh! |
| Mushroom Therapy | Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass. |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.
Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.
“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”
“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”
“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”
“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”
Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.
One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!
So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!
Join our server and experience the craziest earthquakes caused by the sun’s activity. It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
You’ll be mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! The sun decides to shake things up a bit and you’re running for your virtual life. It’s like a natural disaster movie, but in Minecraft.
So, like, come join us and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes caused by the sun. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, man. Trust us, it’s a wild ride.
| Server Name | LushLands |
|---|---|
| IP | lushlands.online |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features |
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Q: What type of gameplay does LushLands offer?
A: LushLands provides a long-term survival experience with a focus on fair gameplay, player creativity, and community building.
Q: Are there any specific rules on LushLands?
A: Yes, LushLands has a set of rules to ensure a positive and inclusive gaming environment. These rules are enforced for the benefit of all players.
Q: What kind of plugins does LushLands use?
A: LushLands uses plugins to enhance gameplay, economy, and community interactions. These plugins are chosen to maintain a balanced and engaging gameplay experience.
Q: How can I join the LushLands community?
A: You can join the LushLands community by visiting our website or Discord server. We welcome players who share our passion for Minecraft and fair gameplay.
Q: Does LushLands offer any paid features?
A: No, LushLands does not offer any pay-to-win mechanics. Our focus is on providing a balanced and enjoyable experience for all players, regardless of financial contributions.
Ever wonder what it’s like to punch the fabric of reality? Oh boy, do we have the place for you! This is not just a server; it’s more like a cosmic philosophical riddle wrapped in a blocky enigma that you didn’t ask for but you NEED. Join now and embrace the chaotic truth – or you’ll be trapped in a void that keeps whispering your secrets… or maybe that’s just Steve. Who even knows?!
| 🧀 Feature Name | 🤖 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Dimensions of Confusion | Explore realms where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and gravity takes a day off! Welcome to upside-down land, where walking through walls is a job requirement. |
| Cursed Lava Pools | Swim in the sweetest lava you’ll ever taste! Disclaimer: taste deeply affects existential dread levels. |
| Endless Frowning Trees | Chop down trees that cry tears of wood! These sad saplings demand you ponder your life choices every slice. |
| Circular Creepers | Why be square when you can be round? Our creepers are redefined geometrical nightmares that can not only explode but also question the meaning of existence! |
| Reality Shift Zones | Step into zones where your skin may peel off, and you’ll find yourself in a realm of spaghetti. Yes, spaghetti. Enjoy. |
| Screaming Villagers | Trade with villagers whose cries echo your deepest fears, offering items you cannot even comprehend! |
| ❓ Question | 🌀 Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build a house? | Only if your soul agrees to the costs! Be prepared to barter your inner thoughts for extra cobblestone… or human teeth? |
| What are the rules? | Rules? Never heard of it! Just don’t talk to the entities lurking behind the moon at 3 AM; they get cranky! |
| Is there a community? | Yes! It includes every version of you from alternate realities. Some might be a bit… off. |
| How do I join? | Simply search for truth at the bottom of a well. If you find a rubber duck, congratulations, you’re in! |
“So the you I killed was just a reflection of my shadow trying to wake me up from my own sleep?”
“Why do the glowstone blocks whisper my name when it’s raining chocolate?”
“Are villagers just chunk errors in this simulation trying to escape?”
“The Enderman offered me a choice: pizza or eternal solitude. I chose pizza and now I’m stuck in a loop.”