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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1678 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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