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Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	69	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8036
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Armor Forged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.