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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1058 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1359 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.