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Crafty Land Minecraft Server

America, american culture, American dream, american history, American pride, American spirit, American values, appreciation, Crafty, God bless America, Gratitude, home of the brave, Land, land of the free, liberty and justice, Minecraft, patriotism, red white and blue, Server, stars and stripes, support our troops, thank you, thankful, united states, Usa

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Emeralds Found:	5862
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the world! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And guess what? The only way to access it is by solving riddles written in llama language.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you? Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the map in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Thank you, America!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

Allegiance, American spirit, American values, country pride, defend freedom, Duty, flag waving, Honor, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, patriotism, patriots, red white and blue, show respect, smp, stand up for justice, stars and stripes, support our troops, True, true patriots, united we stand

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ores Mined:	9881
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	2351
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

Admiration, affirming remarks, appreciation, best compliment ever, CompliCraft, encouraging remarks, flattering comment, genuine compliment, heartfelt praise, inspiring words, kind words, lovely feedback, memorable praise, nicest compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, supportive comments, sweet words, touching words, uplifting words, warm compliments

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	182	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	8203
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!