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4x4WaterTowerBuilder Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, 4×4, 4x4WaterTowerBuilder, building materials, construction, Creative Solutions, custom building, diy, Engineering, heavy load, homemade, Infrastructure, Minecraft, project planning, smp, structural integrity, support beams, tall structure, Water storage, water supply, water tower, weight capacity, woodwork

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking to build a water tower taller than your neighbor’s ego? Look no further! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey of crafting 4x4x20 blocks out of sheer determination and a sprinkle of magic dust.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, CraftyBlock, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, imageboard, internet, internet humor, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 268974228, online anonymity, Online Community, Random, Server, social media, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1977	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5105	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	675	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5464	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	53
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!