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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7253 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3824 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!