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BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3368
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9644

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3977
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2144	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4091	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mines Excavated:	3239
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	2639
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!