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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6723 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!