BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	165
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	4925	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Potions Brewed:	197
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
New Chunks Explored:	613329	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3568
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

ToxoKidneyCraft

complication risks, donor kidneys, health outcomes, infectious diseases, medical advancements, medical findings, Medical research, Medical Studies, organ donation, organ donors, organ transplantation, organ transplants, patient safety, post-transplant complications, Surgical procedures, ToxoKidneyCraft, Toxoplasma, Toxoplasmosis, transplant patients, transplant recipients, transplant surgery

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!

Welcome to the Llama Drama SMP! No drama llamas, just virtual fun with a touch of vanilla. Join us in 1.21!

Access, application, Damage, data packs, Drama, Enhanced, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Items, java edition, Join, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Touch, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Version, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

🦙 | Invitation to Club Llama SMP

Hey!

Just stopping by to let you know, that there is a brand new survival multiplayer server that has just started. Yes yes, that’s true! In fact, if you are looking for a fresh start with new people, this is a perfect opportunity for you join us!

Expect an enhanced vanilla Minecraft: Java Edition survival experience on the latest 1.21 version with Vanilla Tweaks data packs. We are also enforcing rules such as no griefing or stealing, unless you fix the damage, and if you kill someone you must return their items.

Feel free to apply for access yourself by filling out the form found below, and share the application with friends you want to play with on the server. ⬇️

Club Llama SMP Access Application ⬅️ Click Here!

See you in the club, Llama the Founder

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply for access by filling out the application form provided in the invitation.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on the latest 1.21 version of Minecraft: Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. Players are also required to return items if they kill someone.
Can I play with my friends on the server?	Yes, you can share the access application with friends you want to play with on the server.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Analysis, Behavior, Blockyantics, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, habits, Influences, mental health, Minecraft, patterns, Psychology, reactions, reasons, Responses, Server, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8855	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crops Grown:	2185	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they are planning to take over the world with their advanced technology (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone).

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

actress, attractive, awkward, baby face, child, disbelief, FANTASY, film, grow up, inappropriate, jerked off, Jerking, Minecraft, Movie, not particularly attractive, Scene, Scenes, sex, Sex scene, sexual, Shocking.., smp, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat friendly, Communication, concerns, employment situation, Hometown, house rules, living situation, Minecraft, NoBoysAllowed, parents, rental agreement, roommate, saying no, Server, speaking up, squatter, Tenant, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, vouched for

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	596078
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

🤣🤣 Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to experience the crazy roommate saga firsthand! 🏠💥

🤪 Picture this: your roommate’s boyfriend moves in unexpectedly, causing chaos and confusion in the house. Will he be a good roommate or a total disaster? Find out on our server! 🙈🔑

😂 But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wills as the OP stands her ground against the roommate’s demands. Will she give in or hold her ground? Only on our server! 💪🏼💥

🤣🤣 And don’t miss out on the thrilling conclusion as the OP’s parents step in to lay down the law. Will they say yes or no to the boyfriend moving in? The suspense is killing us! 🤯🤯

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of roommate drama, unexpected twists, and hilarious misunderstandings. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎉🎮

HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

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