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Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	3450	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

TickTockCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4364
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1470
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2169	Players Killed by Monsters:	3994
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!