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Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	166293	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3720
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Potions Brewed:	85	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2597

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	365451
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Towns Built:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	828	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Tau Tangle Terminator Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	2741
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	1685	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we DESTROY tau tangles like a boss! forget about boring old therapy, we selectively remove aggregated tau proteins and improve your gaming skills like never before. our players have seen their neurodegeneration symptoms slow down and their motor function improve drastically. it’s like a miracle cure for your minecraft skills! join now and level up like never before!

arcadius earth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

If you’re a Minecraft fan looking for a fresh and exciting twist, playing on a Minecraft Earth server where you can create your own country and engage in PvP with factions.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	2224
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Crops Grown:	3338	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying llamas that shoot fireballs out of their butts! Join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and conquer the land with your army of explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!