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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6888 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
