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GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	9445	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1304	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Towns Built:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	125

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!

NoCashCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, barter system, collaboration, Communication, Community, Economy, exchange, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, MONEY, NoCashCraft, relationships, Resources, sharing, society, Survival, Trade, VALUES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4589
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Votes:	5476	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	1241

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.

CraftyBulgarianMC Server

anti-semitism, arrest, arrested, Bulgarians, CraftyBulgarianMC, crime, Criminals., Desecrating, Europe, extremism, hate crime, Holocaust memorial, investigation, Justice, memorial, News, Paris, Paris Holocaust Memorial, Remembrance, Server, three, Vandalism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	388764
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!