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The Haunted SMP: where ghosts and creepers pay rent but never clean up after themselves

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, clean, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Ghosts, Haunted, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pay, Prison, Rent, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

The Haunted SMP Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Looking For Members to join a Modded Survival SMP Server with our own modpack pvp alliences called Guilds and alliences within those Guilds this server is called The Haunted SMP we have lore intergrated within our smp and there are server wide wars which effect how guilds feel about eachother

Join our Discord server to get started: https://discord.gg/SeEDevew

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join The Haunted SMP server?	To join our server, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the SMP.
What mods are included in the modpack for the server?	The modpack includes a variety of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as new weapons, tools, and creatures.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I form alliances with other players or guilds?	Yes, our server encourages players to form alliances and create guilds to work together towards common goals.
Are there scheduled server-wide wars?	Yes, we host server-wide wars that impact the relationships between guilds and players. These wars add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Chill, customer service, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer regular gameplay, we offer a whole new world of craziness that will have you laughing your blocky head off!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot. It’s a race against time to find these rare items and claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft master.

But that’s not all, folks! Stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service” where you’ll be treated like royalty as you play. And don’t forget to redeem our outrageous codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. See you in the game, blockheads!

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

Attention, Body language, Communication, Connection, emlooks, Expression, eye contact, facial expression, Focus, Gaze, INTENSE, Interaction, looks at you, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, observing, pSMPixelatedBanter, scrutinizing, smp, STARING, studying, visual contact, Watching, youemp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	66
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1

Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

ToddlerTroubleMC

child care, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, daycare, Decision making, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, parenting, quality time, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, Schedule, sleep deprivation, sleep routine, teamwork, Toddler, ToddlerTroubleMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

changing tastes, childhood memories, evolving interests, fads, fleeting passions, growing up, hobbies, interests, Nostalgia, passing interests, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, Phases, phases come and go, phases of development, phases of discovery, phases of exploration, phases of life, short-lived hobbies, temporary fixations, temporary obsessions, trends

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	123
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

addiction, Brain, brain function, cocaine, cocaine addiction, CokeCraft, discovery, dopamine, dopamine regulation, drug abuse, drug effects, Great, inhibition, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Regulation, research, reward system, substance abuse

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

Product Server

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hobby, japanese, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, server hosting, small server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

FemCraft Minecraft Server

argue, babies, black homeless man, cock carousel, creepy, Demand, egalitarian, egalitarians, FemCraft, FEMINISTS, Help, Minecraft, organization, privileges, rich white women, Server, supremacy movement, Victim, wealthy class, whore phase

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

aew, Competition, dies, dying federation, Entertainment, gtWCW, Minecraft, money mark, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, SMPQueenSlayer, tna, WCW, WCW 2.0, WCW demise, WCW legacy, WCW nostalgia, WCW obsession, WCW revival, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!