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Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	272
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7546	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	4815	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	35849
Mines Excavated:	1869	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5910

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Farms Harvested:	514
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2400
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!