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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 282 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 876053 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness