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Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

Artistic, bold, clothes, Creative, dress, Edgy, fashion, Fashion photography, FashionCraft, fashionista, Impress, Modeling, Outfit, Photo shooting, photography, Show, sneaky, steal, stealing, Style, stylish, theft, trendy, Unconventional, Wardrobe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	705467
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

Air Force, American, ammunition, arms race, Army, Combat, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense industry, Die, firepower, Military, Murica, Overrated, Players, REST, Shooting, Superiority, Technology, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

Adventure, bow, cityscape, CREEPERS, cultural immersion, Destination, Entertainment, Exploration, Famous Landmarks, Gaming, gaming industry, immersive experiences, Japan, Japanese culture, local knowledge, Masters, SightSeeing, sushi, TOKYO, TokyoCraft, tourism, travel, travel tips, vacation, video game locations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

anti-semitism, Asshole, Bigotry, blocky, Blunders, Conspiracy, denialism, discrimination, extremism, forever.., Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Hitler was le’ Bad, Holocaust denial, ignorance, ITS NOT THE JEWS, Jews, Nazi sympathizer, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, scapegoating, Tinfoil

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	6759
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

23rd anniversary, blockbuster hit, BlockBusterCraft, cinema lovers, cinematic celebration, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, film buffs, Film history, film industry, Hollywood legends, iconic moments, Meet, memorable scenes, movie buffs, movie magic, movie milestone, movie nostalgia, peak cinema, pixels, Popcorn, silver anniversary, silver screen, timeless classic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ores Mined:	7351
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!