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GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2867	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4849
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8516
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	2905	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6665
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Farms Harvested:	475	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7920
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	7241	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7609	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!