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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	85727
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3862	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	3184
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	127
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	2163
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7786	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.