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RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8928
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Villages Defended:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	522	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Votes:	3332
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Farms Harvested:	765
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5833	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!