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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9086 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!