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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1764 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7137 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
