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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6128 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!
Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).
So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!