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Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alien Abductions:	5

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crimson, gangster fashion, gangster lifestyle, gangster movies, mafia culture, mafia fashion, mafia movies, mafia movies influence, mafia style, Mob, mobster aesthetic, mobster attire, mobster chic, mobster clothing, mobster fashion, mobster fashion trends, mobster inspiration, mobster lifestyle, mobster outfits, mobster style, mobster vibes, organized crime, society

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

best dad joke, dad bod, dad chuckle, Dad Comedy, dad giggle, dad guffaw, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laughs, dad life, dad one-liner, dad punny, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad sense of humor, dad wit, DadJokeMaster, funny, humor, Minecraft, pun, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMastery2021

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, MineCraftMastery2021, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, progress, proud moments, reflections, self appreciation, self improvement, self reflection, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Feb 24 2022, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4987
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Screen Time Deficiency Risk

adolescent health, adolescents, child health, children, deficiency, excessive screen time, health consequences, health risks, lack of sunlight exposure, long-term effects, preventative measures, public health concern, Risk, risk factors, Screen, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, television, Time, Videos, Vitamin D Deficiency, vitamin D levels, vitamin deficiency

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6728	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

Eternal Forest 1.20.1

1.20.1, dragon ball z, ETERNAL, Forest, prince of all saiyans, Saiyan prince, Vegeta, Vegeta character, vegeta final flash, vegeta iconic moments, Vegeta personality, vegeta power level, Vegeta pride, Vegeta quotes, vegeta rivalry, Vegeta strength, vegeta super saiyan, Vegeta Vs Broly, vegeta vs buu, vegeta vs cell, vegeta vs frieza, vegeta vs goku, vegeta vs jiren

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form.

Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.

ExDisgustMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, compatibility, disgust, emotional intelligence, emotions, ExDisgustMC, partner, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, then you gotta join this epic SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more memes than you can shake a stick at!

Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCashGrabz

Branded, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrabz, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, inflated prices, Lavish, luxury, luxury goods, Opulent, Overpriced, overvalued, Premium, Splurge, status symbol, Unnecessary, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Emeralds Found:	6218
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magic Items Found:	8248	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

LootMasterZel or ZelenskyLootKing

billionaire, controversy, Corruption, criticism, criticizes, elon musk, Government, greatest master, headline, leadership, Looting, LootMasterZel, News, Politics, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZelenskyLootKing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, elon musk himself plays on it and he’s always causing drama with zelensky, calling him “the greatest master of looting”! like, can you even imagine the chaos that goes down on this server? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form, bro.

if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.