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PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crops Grown:	6803	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1452	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	184	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7374	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	160
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.