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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	2818	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	76	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	1747	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3445
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	78
Ores Mined:	2783	Buildings Constructed:	35

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	2544	Mines Excavated:	4387
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4210	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!