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Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	365959	Animals Bred:	186
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	773865
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)